Hometown 1: Constantine’s Cumming, Georgia
Upon arriving in Georgia, Constantine took Ashley to his family’s Greek-inspired Italian American restaurant, where they made a pizza. Clearly in his element, Constatine showed his cute personality for the first time this season. The best part was the gaggle of waitresses who were spying on the pair as they shared a kiss on the restaurant patio. Awwwww.
Next it was off to Constantine’s Big Fat Greek family’s house for another meal. At first Constantine’s Greek family was small…just mom, dad, sister and a toy poodle in a dress. But then the flood gates opened and there were Greeks coming out of the woodwork, which made for an awesome dance party.
Ashley’s dancing skills impressed Constantine’s family, particularly his father, who would be delighted to have “Assley” become an honorary Greek family member. Considering Ashley loves to flaunt her…assets…this new nickname couldn’t be more appropriate.
Hometown 2: Ames’ Estate in Chadds Ford, Pensylvania
Ok, so, Ames grew up in a postcard. A beautiful property with horses and a river running through it. But it wasn't enough to woo Ashley.
While lounging in the indoor pool, Ames’ sister immediately got to the punch. Ames likes Ashley, but Ashley doesn’t like Ames (at least in THAT way). Asking Ashley how she feels about her brother, Ashley was very honest with Ames’ sister saying, yeah, I’m not there yet, but he’s an interesting guy and I want to get to know him better. Clearly, there is no spark, and I don’t see the passion appearing out of nowhere. But sister Serena did leave Ames with excellent advice…to step up the romance.
So, he did. He packed a gourmet picnic and took Ashley to a beautiful magnolia tree. It was lovely and Ames is so clearly a very special, very unique, very kind, very intelligent person…who happens to be a bad kisser. Done.
Post-picnic the pair took a horse-drawn carriage ride through the woods in an antique carriage. It was exactly like a scene from “The First Knight” as Guinevere is being delivered to Arthur. Wanna’ know how that ends up? Arthur is brilliant, he’s a leader, and he’s a king. He can give Guinevere anything she’s ever wanted for, except for passion. So she chooses Lancelot…she chooses lust. I’m afraid Ames is the Arthur in this fairytale. Who will be Lancelot? We’ll see!
Hometown #3: Winemaker Ben’s Sonoma, California
Another picture-perfect setting for a hometown date…Ben’s winery, where they thieved wine directly from Ben’s barrels before heading to Ben’s mother’s house. Good thing they were drinking because Ben freaked Ashley out before the trip home to meet mama, telling her that his mother and sister’s opinions are deal breaks. And let me tell ya, despite the fact that Ben’s sister signed him up for this show, she was a tough nut to crack.
I’m willing to place some bets that Ben is our Lancelot. And not just because of his Richard Gere hair.
Hometown #4: JP’s Roslyn, New York
From sea to shining sea. Ashley headed east to meet JP’s mama, but not until after their super rad 80’s roller skating date. Empty rink + disco ball + cheesy music + wine in paper cups = 7th grade make out session.
As we’ve learned before, JP has had his heart broken (badly) in the past. And he’s willing to risk heartbreak again for the chance at love with Ashley. But JP’s mama isn’t so sure…she doesn’t want to see her son destroyed again. So, she sat Ashley down and laid on the guilt trip…real thick.
In the end, it was no surprise that King Arthur (Ames) was sent home. And he exited the show with the poise and charm (and stiffness) that we have come to expect from (and love about) Ames. Ames wants to find love, and share his adventurous spirit with a wonderful woman. You'll find her, Ames. I'm sure of it!
Unfortunately he just isn't going to find her in Fiji, where Lancelot and the rest of the Knights of the Round Table will enjoy overnight dates and hot tub time with "Assley" next week.
But it looks as though Ashley has more drama headed her way before this fairy tale finds its happy ending. A return from a surprise bachelor and some tough love from a heavily tattooed sister.
See you in Figi!
Beth
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